How's this for a twist of irony?

I took some pasta al forno to my lawyer friend today, and as it turned out, she had brought in some veggies from her garden to the office, of which she gave me a sample. Never has a woman given me her zucchini! Me, who is known in some circles as Vinny Zucchini, got "squashed" by a woman! She's one sweet tomato, I can tell you that.