Showing posts with label adventure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adventure. Show all posts

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Customer service adventure

Thank you for visiting our Member Services Area.
A customer service representative will be with you soon.
Welcome to live help, my name's Bob, how may I help you?

Bob: Hello
Bob: how can I help you?
Vince: hi
Vince: I got an e-mail from TigerGaming about the account switch...
Vince: It said that as a former PokerInCanada member, I would be given a $15 bonus as soon as I made my first deposit...
Vince: It never came.
Bob: have you already made your deposit?
Vince: yes
Bob: May I have your sign in name and email address please?
Vince: I entered it before the chat started.
Bob: if you want me to assist you, I need your info
Bob: May I have your sign in name and email address please?
Vince: xxx
Vince: xxx@xxx
Bob: when did you make the deposit?
Vince: About 20 mins ago.
Bob: one moment please while I check your account
Vince: Why ask for the info twice? If you want to be snarky, you can say good-bye to the business that I've been giving you for years.
Bob: sir some people put in wrong information. we need to verify it.
Bob: do you still want me to assist you?
Vince: I should think so. You owe me some money.
You must make a lot of people angry.: You should get your chat software fixed. It seems to have switched my name with the last sentence I typed.
You must make a lot of people angry.: Here's a suggestion...
You must make a lot of people angry.: Check the original information the user enters and if it's wrong, ask again.
Bob: the money has been added to your account
You must make a lot of people angry.: Thank-you.
You must make a lot of people angry.: Have a nice day.