Poker room chat

Three guys (Sweet Elias is a male) vying for the affections of a young woman (Alma) in a play money poker room...

Sean Stevens: hi sweetheart love u so much
Vinny Marino: I must have come to the dating site by mistake.
Sweet elias A: hi
C Alma Zaldivar: hi sweety
Sweet elias A: h r u ?
C Alma Zaldivar: im f9 and u
Sweet elias A: me to thax
C Alma Zaldivar: ty fot the comments u send me
Sweet elias A: always welcome
Sweet elias A: ty
Sean Stevens: flower for my lovely woman
Sweet elias A: nice
Jimmy Clarck: hi babe
Sean Stevens: back off clarck
Jimmy Clarck: our dog is here
Jimmy Clarck: hi Sean
Jimmy Clarck: plz Sean
Jimmy Clarck: can you bark little
Sean Stevens: now ur the dog who follow us
C Alma Zaldivar: shut up both of u
Jimmy Clarck: follow us?
Jimmy Clarck: ****
Sean Stevens: as u say sweetheart
Jimmy Clarck: she will not answer you
Jimmy Clarck: she ignore you
Jimmy Clarck: hunnie
Sean Stevens: she ask me not to talk to u bastered
Jimmy Clarck: is it right babe???
Jimmy Clarck: answer this shi t dog
C Alma Zaldivar: i said stop fighting like animals infront of others
Jimmy Clarck: is it right?
Jimmy Clarck: did you say this?
C Alma Zaldivar: i said to shut up both of u


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Q & A's from around the web

I'd like to chat via yahoo messenger with girls who swallowed a live goldfish. I wanna know more about it?

Listen, bud. Don't think that they're going to want to swallow your minnow.

You meet the most interesting characters...

...on Yahoo Pool. The following is not the middle of a "conversation". It is posted in its entirety. (Lines that start with "***" are made by Yahoo. The first one was right after I won the game.)

johnbradleywallace: weak
vinnythehack: What do you mean?
johnbradleywallace: i run your shit bitch
vinnythehack: You should get more roughage in your diet.
johnbradleywallace: you should actually play
johnbradleywallace: instead of cheat
johnbradleywallace: fuckin mark
vinnythehack: You have me confused with someone else. I'm Vinny.
*** vinnythehack's old rating: 1593, new rating: 1602
*** johnbradleywallace's old rating: 1419, new rating: 1410
*** vinnythehack has booted johnbradleywallace from the table.