I'm a fat dude. Is it possible to get a skinny girl?
"to get" as in capture?
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Wednesday, 16 June 2010
Tuesday, 27 April 2010
Q & A's from around the web
What do you wear with destroyed jeans from Abercrombie?
A demolished top from Fitch.
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A demolished top from Fitch.
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Monday, 1 March 2010
Q & A's from around the web
Can alcohol kill a fresh herpes virus?
Booze is probably responsible for you getting it in the first place. And quite possibly in the second place.Click here to go to most recent posts.
Monday, 15 February 2010
Q & A's from around the web
im nauseaious in the morning, boobs are kind of sore, back aches, headaches, butterflies in my stomach, and horrible headaches. could i be pregnant?
you might be pregnant but it might be in your head.
It's very unlikely you're pregnant in your head, unless of course...
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you might be pregnant but it might be in your head.
It's very unlikely you're pregnant in your head, unless of course...
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Tuesday, 9 February 2010
Q & A's from around the web
What tv show character are you most like?
Tarzan. I keep spanking my monkey.
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Tarzan. I keep spanking my monkey.
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Friday, 29 January 2010
America, the beautiful
If anyone has ever wondered about (traditional) American economic superiority, I'd like to enlighten you with a simple example of the types of tricks, deception and fraud that has been a mainstay of American business. We won't get into the intimidation, threats and empty promises in this piece, but they, too, are part and parcel of what makes America "great".
Subpoenas have been issued by the New York State attorney's office to three marketing companies: Webloyalty, Affinion and Vertrue. These firms have allegedly misled consumers for years into joining membership programs and paying monthly fees. Typically, the three firms present pop-up ads to online shoppers when they're finalizing a transaction with one of as many as 22 known "respected" web retailers such as Staples, 1-800-Flowers.com and Orbitz. Some consumers have said the ads appear to be a discount coupon from the retailer.
From ZDNet: The ads offer discounts or cash back coupons if the shopper will only provide an e-mail address or username. Buried in the fine print however, are the full terms, which state that by providing an e-mail address, the customer is agreeing to sign up for a membership program and authorizing their credit card to be charged sometimes as much as $20 a month. How can these marketers charge credit cards without the owners giving them their card information? Simple, they buy it from well-respected merchants, such as Continental Airlines, Priceline and Buy.com.
Gimme a break. These bastids are happy to sell their loyal customers' credit card numbers to unscrupulous, perhaps criminal companies. Proof, once again, that when it comes to ethics, morality, and relationships, the almighty dollar trumps...especially in America.
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Subpoenas have been issued by the New York State attorney's office to three marketing companies: Webloyalty, Affinion and Vertrue. These firms have allegedly misled consumers for years into joining membership programs and paying monthly fees. Typically, the three firms present pop-up ads to online shoppers when they're finalizing a transaction with one of as many as 22 known "respected" web retailers such as Staples, 1-800-Flowers.com and Orbitz. Some consumers have said the ads appear to be a discount coupon from the retailer.
From ZDNet: The ads offer discounts or cash back coupons if the shopper will only provide an e-mail address or username. Buried in the fine print however, are the full terms, which state that by providing an e-mail address, the customer is agreeing to sign up for a membership program and authorizing their credit card to be charged sometimes as much as $20 a month. How can these marketers charge credit cards without the owners giving them their card information? Simple, they buy it from well-respected merchants, such as Continental Airlines, Priceline and Buy.com.
Gimme a break. These bastids are happy to sell their loyal customers' credit card numbers to unscrupulous, perhaps criminal companies. Proof, once again, that when it comes to ethics, morality, and relationships, the almighty dollar trumps...especially in America.
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Wednesday, 6 January 2010
Q & A's from around the web
Is it OK to scruff my rat?
I know it is OK to scruff (pick up by the scruff) baby rats, but is it OK to pick up my 13-14oz male rat Stuart by the scruff? Will it hurt him? I didn't think it would, but just to be sure...
For a moment there, I thought I learned a new euphemism.
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I know it is OK to scruff (pick up by the scruff) baby rats, but is it OK to pick up my 13-14oz male rat Stuart by the scruff? Will it hurt him? I didn't think it would, but just to be sure...
For a moment there, I thought I learned a new euphemism.
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Monday, 16 November 2009
Sign of the times
Today, on one of Canada's largest communications services company's web site, an item read "...click on it's corresponding button". Of course, "it's" should not have an apostrophe. As far as I'm concerned, anyone who can't write basic English is not to be trusted with anything more than taking out the garbage. If your web designer can't write in the English language, what makes you think he can competently write in computer languages which are orders of magnitude more complex? This might explain why so many programs don't work correctly.
If your developer's first language is not English, he may very well be a great programmer, but for darn sake, have someone check their English. In any case, it's very clear from the way the stench of bad code permeates throughout the web, that good developers are as rare as good writers of English.
Back in the day, to be a programmer, you needed a degree in computer science, a good score on an I.Q. test, to be personable, have good hygiene, own a blue suit and know someone. Today, you need...to know someone.
If your developer's first language is not English, he may very well be a great programmer, but for darn sake, have someone check their English. In any case, it's very clear from the way the stench of bad code permeates throughout the web, that good developers are as rare as good writers of English.
Back in the day, to be a programmer, you needed a degree in computer science, a good score on an I.Q. test, to be personable, have good hygiene, own a blue suit and know someone. Today, you need...to know someone.
Friday, 16 October 2009
Q ands A's from around the web
Is sex is important in a relationship....For pre-marital sex????affirmative side...?
It's not as important as being able to communicate your thoughts clearly. WTF are you blabbering about?
It's not as important as being able to communicate your thoughts clearly. WTF are you blabbering about?
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Q & A's from around the web
Are there any biochemistry test that can differentiate human blood and blood from other species?
They can tell anything and everything from blood. They can tell if the owner/doner is left handed and has a coin collection.
They can tell anything and everything from blood. They can tell if the owner/doner is left handed and has a coin collection.
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
Q & A's from around the web
How can i get my fat hog of a girlfriend to lose weight before i dump her enormous behind?
If you cannot have sex anymore because you cannot get it up because of her size, that is not your fault. So when she finally asks "Why are we not having sex anymore?" tell her the truth. She will put the cheeseburger down and do something about it.
If you cannot have sex anymore because you cannot get it up because of her size, that is not your fault. So when she finally asks "Why are we not having sex anymore?" tell her the truth. She will put the cheeseburger down and do something about it.
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
Q & A's from around the web
I saw a picture of my ex wife and she's as big as a house? I kind of feel sorry for her but part of me says her new husband deserves her the way she is now. Is it childish for me to think this?
A little. At least you don't wish her to get hit by a fricken train. I'm just sayin'.
It's quite common to feel that way if you parted on bad terms. Send her a letter. Ask her if she's been zoned as a separate address.
I think you're missing the point here. She's as big as a house? Maybe you should try to get back together with her. Install some big windows in the front. Improve the insulation and get central air conditioning. Add a fireplace. Maybe a nice patio. You could fix her up and have free shelter, or maybe even sell her for a profit. Now's the time to buy before property values go up again.
A little. At least you don't wish her to get hit by a fricken train. I'm just sayin'.
It's quite common to feel that way if you parted on bad terms. Send her a letter. Ask her if she's been zoned as a separate address.
I think you're missing the point here. She's as big as a house? Maybe you should try to get back together with her. Install some big windows in the front. Improve the insulation and get central air conditioning. Add a fireplace. Maybe a nice patio. You could fix her up and have free shelter, or maybe even sell her for a profit. Now's the time to buy before property values go up again.
Thursday, 25 June 2009
Monday, 11 May 2009
Beach wedding in Jamaica (not mine) need help with a dress. 36DDD, 5'7, 140, and no where or time to shop in my area so need to find something online. If you can point me to something, please send links.
Would YOU like to get married in Jamaica? ;)
Editor's note: a few minutes later, this was posted...
I see from your profile that you're currently married.
Editor's note: a few minutes later, this was posted...
Would divorce be totally out of the question?
Would YOU like to get married in Jamaica? ;)
Editor's note: a few minutes later, this was posted...
I see from your profile that you're currently married.
Editor's note: a few minutes later, this was posted...
Would divorce be totally out of the question?
Sunday, 3 May 2009
Q & A's from around the web
Ok, Well I am taking AP classes next year, and I always have a fear the teacher will say "Are you in the write class?" This is a more advanced English class. Honest question, to all races. If you saw a Black girl in an AP class, what is the first thing to pop up in your mind?
Wow she must be really smart to be hear.
Editor's note: Who said today's youth have trouble with English?
Wow she must be really smart to be hear.
Editor's note: Who said today's youth have trouble with English?
Thursday, 16 April 2009
Q & A's from around the web
Witch rrr the TOP 10 MOST USEFUL English words to use?
Can I get more chips and beer? Where is the bathroom?Editor's note: Uhh...forget it.
Friday, 3 April 2009
Q & A's from around the web
What to do after accidentally swallowing multiple chainsaws?
Whatever you do, make sure nobody yanks on your arm!
Whatever you do, make sure nobody yanks on your arm!
Tuesday, 10 March 2009
Here's a freebie for all you faithful readers
I have documented my displeasure with Rogers Cable customer service very well in this blog. I have been anticipating giving them their walking papers, but it's difficult to wean myself off TV viewing. I'm hoping that it won't be long that I can get for free or a minimal charge, my TV fix from the web. Paying $61 a month for what is mostly crap on the idiot box these days is um, idiotic.
I already have available a multitude of sporting events that my second tier cable subscription doesn't include by going here. The site also has a lineup of network, specialty and comedy programming, some of which are 24-7, here. And not only is it free, but no sign-up, log-in or e-mail registering is required! Don't say I never give you anything.
On the horizon, is a piece of hardware that you pay for once for about $100, and you never have to pay a red cent for all the programming you can stand. Ever. Now, that's the kind of deal television executives should have been providing all along instead of charging a king's ransom for a half decent lineup and then nickel and diming us to death for converter boxes, digital cable, high definition, etc. Read all about it, here.
Rogers, your days are numbered...
I already have available a multitude of sporting events that my second tier cable subscription doesn't include by going here. The site also has a lineup of network, specialty and comedy programming, some of which are 24-7, here. And not only is it free, but no sign-up, log-in or e-mail registering is required! Don't say I never give you anything.
On the horizon, is a piece of hardware that you pay for once for about $100, and you never have to pay a red cent for all the programming you can stand. Ever. Now, that's the kind of deal television executives should have been providing all along instead of charging a king's ransom for a half decent lineup and then nickel and diming us to death for converter boxes, digital cable, high definition, etc. Read all about it, here.
Rogers, your days are numbered...
Monday, 9 February 2009
Q & A's from around the web
Why are smokers not affected by secondhand smoke?
If someone farts while you're eating feces, it doesn't seem to bother you.
If someone farts while you're eating feces, it doesn't seem to bother you.
Sunday, 8 February 2009
Q & A's from around the web
My wife broke her leg so she can't bring me beer for a while. Should I divorce her?
Serious answers only.
Surely you can rig up a chair on wheels so she can do her duty. What kind of man wouldn't go a little out of his way to add a couple wheels to her kitchen stool so she can bring you whatever you need?
Serious answers only.
Surely you can rig up a chair on wheels so she can do her duty. What kind of man wouldn't go a little out of his way to add a couple wheels to her kitchen stool so she can bring you whatever you need?
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