What a warped mind

The following ad appeared above my hotmail application. With a passing glance, it had immediately struck me as a fairly racy dating service promotion. It would certainly have explained the smile on the girl's face.


Upon closer scrutiny, notably the part on the far right that I had first failed to notice, it turned out to be from a recruiting service.



I wonder if they accept resumes from call girls looking for clients. I can see it now:

Well groomed, bubbly girl, been around the world, experienced at many different positions, looking for steady, part-time (one hour per week) employment. Respond to box 6969.