im a german...if i join the airforce... can the airforce get me a green card?
You need to be a legal resident of the U.S. of A. in order to get a "green card"
Marry a hot American citizen fraulein or a horny MILF is your other option!
Thursday 3 July 2008
Wednesday 2 July 2008
Amazing sidewalk art!
Hard to imagine that there is no hose and no water in this photograph.
Look at how he even drew the light reflecting off the bottle and how the neck appears to be off/above the sidewalk. Is this guy talented or what?
One of my favourites. The guy standing in the distance appears to be a tiny man on top of the bottle--got there via the "ladder". Not only is he artistic, he is extremely creative/imaginative.
I need to concentrate to convince my mind that this guy is kneeling on the sidewalk and not two feet below it. Genius!
Okay, now it's getting ridiculous.
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Look at how he even drew the light reflecting off the bottle and how the neck appears to be off/above the sidewalk. Is this guy talented or what?One of my favourites. The guy standing in the distance appears to be a tiny man on top of the bottle--got there via the "ladder". Not only is he artistic, he is extremely creative/imaginative.I need to concentrate to convince my mind that this guy is kneeling on the sidewalk and not two feet below it. Genius!Okay, now it's getting ridiculous.Click here to go to most recent posts.
How much do you hate waiting in line?
Yesterday evening, I got a yearnin' for a chocolate sundae. I hadn't had one for years and was dying for one. It was warm out--not hot, so I figured the Dairy Queen shop shouldn't be too busy. I walked the ten or so blocks there and as I approached, I could see that there was a queue of people all the way out the door. It took me about .001 seconds to decide to walk back home. I think I would rather have a candle burn the underside of my foot than wait in line like cattle. If they were giving away cars, my reaction would be the same. Back home, the pralines and cream ice cream in my fridge tasted better than usual.
Tuesday 1 July 2008
Diarrhea Explosion
How dreary would our lives be without the internet to enrich our experiences each and every day? Almost every foray into the web produces at least some prose, image audio or video that will stay with us a long time. And it often results from the unexpected--like these little gems:
Did you know that Amazon.com has "A community about diarrhea explosion."? And that they encourage you to "Share your images and discuss your questions with diarrhea explosion experts."? How does one become a diarrhea explosion expert? Is there a Diarrhea Explosion University? Do you exit with a BS in DE?
A couple of links further down the page and we're told about:
Diarrhea Explosion - Band Biography and mp3s/songs...
Clinking on the link reveals that there are indeed people who purposely named themselves "Diarrhea Explosion". I will forgo all the ca-ca jokes, but I would have been a lot happier if the link had turned out to be fake, and was simply created by inserting the search terms into the link name.
If you care to be further enriched, check out the other 425,000 links.
Did you know that Amazon.com has "A community about diarrhea explosion."? And that they encourage you to "Share your images and discuss your questions with diarrhea explosion experts."? How does one become a diarrhea explosion expert? Is there a Diarrhea Explosion University? Do you exit with a BS in DE?
A couple of links further down the page and we're told about:
Diarrhea Explosion - Band Biography and mp3s/songs...
Clinking on the link reveals that there are indeed people who purposely named themselves "Diarrhea Explosion". I will forgo all the ca-ca jokes, but I would have been a lot happier if the link had turned out to be fake, and was simply created by inserting the search terms into the link name.
If you care to be further enriched, check out the other 425,000 links.
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