Sunday 28 August 2011

Things are so bad

The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
 
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4 comments:

  1. Melanie28 August 2011 at 12:35

    I'd laugh...but I can't afford it. ;)

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  2. Vinny28 August 2011 at 13:17

    You're in luck. I'm having a 2 for 1 special today on laughs. :)

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  3. Melanie29 August 2011 at 09:57

    Sheesh, can you make that a 2 day special?
    I'll take the two and share one with ya! :)

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  4. Vinny29 August 2011 at 15:58

    Soon, we will share many laughs.

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