VinnyTheHack said, "Congratulations. We just made 51 cents profit for 2 hours work. (25.5 cents/hour)"
VinnyTheHack: folds
MitraImaging said, "woo hoo"
robfest2: folds
johwen: folds
MitraImaging said, "hey, in my day......"
VinnyTheHack said, "My first full-time job paid $1.65 per hour"
VinnyTheHack said, "It was tapping out tablets."
jarrett515: folds
AZMel: folds
MitraImaging said, "I used to be the guy that put the stones in the cavemen's axe handles"
VinnyTheHack said, "Ah, a hardware guy."
VinnyTheHack said, "Were you working for CAVE DEPOT?"
Sunday, 15 February 2009
Saturday, 14 February 2009
Seriously Funny Quotes
From Family Guy:
Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.
Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.
Friday, 13 February 2009
Q & A's from around the web
How do you get rid of Cold Saws ASAP?
Bring them out of the tool shed and put them by the fire.
E-bay
Bring them out of the tool shed and put them by the fire.
E-bay
Thursday, 12 February 2009
He's no Jimmy Carter
You've probably heard about the massive salmonella outbreak caused by peanut products in the U.S. The story just got more interesting. Stewart Parnell, the owner of Peanut Corp. of America, who was forced by health officials to recall 1,800 different products, has refused to answer questions in a hearing of the House of Representatives subcommittee investigating the affair on the grounds it may incriminate him. Probably a wise decision since he is as guilty as can be.
So far, about 600 people have been made sick and nine people have died from ingesting the tainted foods.
This peanut-brained, sick bastard knowingly and systematically pushed through as much product as he could even when tests showed his Georgia plant was laden with salmonella bacteria. His guilt was secured by investigators in a number of e-mails he sent, once pleading with health officials to allow him to "turn the raw peanuts on the floor into money".
Once again, we see an example of the almighty dollar being placed above human health and even human lives. The last thing I want is for this guy to go to prison. He needs to work his tail off for the rest of his life and be made to pay restitution to each and every victim. Would anyone disagree with me? Let's see if his high-priced lawyer gets him off with a slap on the wrist.
It's times like these that I miss the good, old days when an angry mob carrying torches and pitchforks could pluck a guy like him out of his home and force feed him a half dozen of his own peanut butter sandwiches. Well, maybe I'll settle for my Pepsi.
So far, about 600 people have been made sick and nine people have died from ingesting the tainted foods.
This peanut-brained, sick bastard knowingly and systematically pushed through as much product as he could even when tests showed his Georgia plant was laden with salmonella bacteria. His guilt was secured by investigators in a number of e-mails he sent, once pleading with health officials to allow him to "turn the raw peanuts on the floor into money".
Once again, we see an example of the almighty dollar being placed above human health and even human lives. The last thing I want is for this guy to go to prison. He needs to work his tail off for the rest of his life and be made to pay restitution to each and every victim. Would anyone disagree with me? Let's see if his high-priced lawyer gets him off with a slap on the wrist.
It's times like these that I miss the good, old days when an angry mob carrying torches and pitchforks could pluck a guy like him out of his home and force feed him a half dozen of his own peanut butter sandwiches. Well, maybe I'll settle for my Pepsi.
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
Name That Tune
I started another site recently called "Name That Tune". It's fashioned after the popular game show from the '70's. There are three clues in the form of increasing snippets of the beginning of classic rock and pop songs from mostly 50's-70's. Give it a whirl--maybe challenge your friends. The answer follows the clues in the form of a link. I've been adding a new tune each day, so be sure to bookmark it. You can get there from here. There's also a link on the right hand side of this page.
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