Thursday 24 March 2011

It's time to play

Guess The Nationality!






American?
Swiss ?
Spanish ?
French?
Brazilian?
Italian?

Scroll down for answer...































Surprise! POLISH!



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On this, my birthday...

...the forecast is for bright sunshine, followed by bright sunshine, followed by...






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Wednesday 23 March 2011

Public Service Announcement

I'm so glad that the same dumbasses who can program a computer virus attack couldn't spell "shit" or compose a simple sentence if their lives depended on it. We'd be in big trouble, otherwise. Case in point: I just received an e-mail with the subject line "If your over Forty it is time to Secure yourFamily!"

The first "your" should be "you're", "Forty", "Secure" and "Family" should not be capitalized, and there should be a space between "your" and "Family".

If you're not yet convinced that this e-mail came from a snot-nosed kid in his mom's basement, ask yourself this: Why would I entrust a company who can't produce basic English with my family's security?

Inside, there's more of the same gibberish. And if that doesn't seal the deal, does the source sound like a legitimate insurance company? Namely, XnDkionj@knFbEc.com

There's even more stupidity that gives the scam away, but I don't want to help the dumbasses too much by pointing out their idiocy. Give it up guys. You're better suited to asking "Want fries with that?" And you might also escape the fate of spending eternity in Hell.


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Wednesday 2 March 2011

Stuff that doesn't make sense

The Toronto Raptors and the New Jersey Nets of the NBA (National Basketball Association) are having a two-game series in London, England this weekend. My question is...
Why would the league send over two of the very worst teams if their aim is to garner interest???
Their records are 17 and 43, and 17 and 44. I don't think it matters which belongs to whom.

Maybe the league hopes their plane will go down. That would be a quick and inexpensive way to improve league play dramatically. If it happened, those teetotallers across the pond just might take an interest in our basketball.



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